Yoga and Meditation of the Diamond Mucous

We apologizes for the delayseses in lessons; Snaggle has been on an extended hiber-meditation retreat to perfect further stages of snagglantric yoga. As promised, we will discuss the principles of Total Equinamity Perception and Diamond Mucous Distribution, a matter that is vital to our everday relationships and the evolution of the Snaggle Self!

As the capacity of Diamond Mucous is realized throughout the yogic training, it can be very tempting to fall victim to normal selfish greedseses. Often we prefer to keep all the mucous for ourselves, or to share it only with privileged loved ones. By following Snaggle's precepts and elementary exercises, we can rid ourselves of these misperceptions and develop and ever expanding mucoversal relationship with everyone we contact. By divesting ourselves of our mucous through liberal distribution to others without bias, the transmutation of the earthly substance into the glorious Diamond Mucous is obtained; we ourselves are fulfilled in our desires to interact peacefully with our fellow beings, and those to whom we compart the Diamond Mucous are enriched and enlightened with us.

Question 1: How do we develop this unbiased muco-awareness to all those with whom we come in contact, escaping our normal bias to share only with our loved ones?
Snaggle's later teachings revealed the great snaggleversal truth that every being, regardless of the length or emotional convience of his relationship to us, possesses the same essential inner characteristic of bodyheat, which makes each one of us equally suitable as a combination hot water bottle and lazy boy recliner. During our meditative exercises we must focus on this essential sameness, visualizing each and every person in the universe as a large self-heating cushion, albeit of different sizes, shapes, and styles of upholstery. Regarding this, Snaggle reminds us that all cushions, regardless of appearance, are equally suitable for meditative repose, and that with a truly awakened mind, all things are equally suitable as cushions, regardless of material form.

Question 2: How do we distribute the Diamond Mucous most efficaciously to all?
Snaggle always recommends mucous distribution be as personalized as possible, as some beings are unused to the more structuralized meditative practices, and may need special accomodation, either by easing them into the idea, or by immersing them suddenly, rather like someone jumping into a cold mountain lake.

The two main forms of Diamond Mucous Distribution Yoga:
1. The Diamond Mist: This approach is a good daily exercise for all. After entering the meditative state of Cushion Equilibrium, draw up the Diamond Mucuos from the lung and throat chakras in a long inhalation, then gently respire the Diamond Mist, envisioning it as a diffusion of miniscule diamond particles dispersing to land on and illuminate all beings. This exercise can also be combined with the walking sneeze meditation and mantras previously described, for maximum distribution.

2. Vajra Diamond Power Ejection: This extremely advanced practice is best used only with a single snagglantric partner, as trying to extend it to multiple persons can be extremely overwhelming for all but the most perfected masters. As before, the Diamond Mucous is drawn up from the chakras, but is envisioned as a single large jewel capsule of light, which is then expelled with the single Vajra Snort Syllable "SHNU!" upon the consort, where it glistens with the light of the compassionate interelation of all mucous-endowed beings.

Remember that meditative exercises can be very tiring and that frequent restorative, reborative yogic naps are recommended for maintaining the equilibrium of mind and body and keeping all earthly concerns in their place as inferior to the meditative calling.